Ham-pani-burger-ni

Never order a hamburger outside of the United States. It's just offensive. Look at this:

They actually put it in a panini maker. I call it, well, just look at the title. Let's take a look inside, shall we?

Oh yeah, just as bad. Could they not have made a little more effort in the meat department? I mean, look how big the bread is. Or should be, before it was brutally flattened in a fervor of cultural misunderstanding. 

Thanks for listening. It really helped.