Saturday, March 10, 2012

Fish Are The New Stars

Fish are the new stars.

They remind me of the time that I complimented this girl on her cute fish necklace and she gave it to me. She was drunk but swore she wasn't giving it to me just because she was drunk. Sometimes I wonder if she woke up the next morning wondering where her fish necklace went. Anyway, I loved it and wore it quite often for a few months until I forgot it at one of JFK's security checkpoints.

You might be surprised to learn that the JFK Lost and Found is staffed by really nice people. You probably won't be surprised to learn that I never saw that necklace again. 

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